The Rules - Post a quote from a movie and everyone has to guess what movie it is from. If you're right, you get to post the next quote.

So...

"I'll tell you what he said... he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

I haven't seen it for ages but I'm sure that's from Donnie Darko!

Hmm let me think! An easy one I imagine.


"What the fuck, what the fuck? You saw that right? That was real? What the fuck is going on?! "

Silent Hill! aint watched it in a while, i may do tonight,

here goes, i'll make it easy...

"Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time? "

^ Shaun of the Dead!!! Love that movie!!!

"Everything's so fucking green."

^ Death at a Funeral. Amazing movie.


"I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit."

i know that quote anywhere, HOT ROD!!!

"Harry Potter can kiss my ass. *drives off the cliff*"

kind of a bit harder this one

Covenant?

I believe their undeniable masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a track so catchy, most people probably don't know to the lyrics.

(Im pretty sure everyone googles, so I changed a few words)

Okay okay, too difficult? heres another from the same movie:

"Dont just look at it! Eat it!"

American Psycho, is it not?

Assuming I'm right, here's one: "I don't need to be lectured by you! I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers! Besides which, I think the galaxy owes me one. "

Star Trek right? though i don't remeber which one

Star Trek Generations. Excellent movie.

You're up.

"It's personal, isn't it? I didn't go to church enough, I didn't pray enough, I... was five bucks short in the collection plate. Why?"

from one of my all time favourites

Constantine

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

Haha Joe Pesci if thats how you spell it, his character from goodfellas, i watched it just last night haha such a great film, the monologues are great! great dark humour!

Here's Mine!

"Wait a minute... I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them as you can see. They talk when they should listen."

Shit! I know that!!! Ugh!!!!!!!!

*smacks head against wall*