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		<title>Asylum</title>
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		<description>Insanity is more common than you'd think...</description>
		<lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 15:35:45 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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			<title>Yay, It's Friday !</title>
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			<dc:creator>CowboyFromHell</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[The <strong>Friday</strong> thread is back!  Tell everyone how how you feel.
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It's Friday, Friday, Friday, Flippin' Friday !!!!!  And I am so happy that I don't have to go anywhere today.  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png" alt="cheers" longdesc="42" />]]></description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:46:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Who the hell is the best!!!!??</title>
			<link>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/who-the-hell-is-the-best-t167.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sour_Jr</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hey, which super sayian do you like better?
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Goku or Vegeta?
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<img src="http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8821/dbz20wp2001620vegeta20e.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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*EDIT:
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And as always is goku's best bud Krillin:
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<img src="http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9097/krillina.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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WHAAA!!!!!!!!
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HIS POWER LEVEL IS 9000!!!!!??!?!?!?!??!!!?!]]></description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:53:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/who-the-hell-is-the-best-t167.htm#2731</comments>
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			<title>This may be funny</title>
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			<dc:creator>ControlFreak</dc:creator>
			<description>Okay, I need everyone to give me the following list -



1. An adjective

2. A noun

3. A number

4. A measure of time (second, minute, etc.)

5. A noun

6. A body part

7. An adjective

8. A noun

9. A person's name

10. A plural noun

11. An action (punch, run, etc.)

12. A noun

13. An emotional state

14. An Activity

15. A noun



The more outrageous, the better. I'll post the results when everyone has finished submitting their lists.  </description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 15:35:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Real Men of Genius</title>
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			<dc:creator>CowboyFromHell</dc:creator>
			<description>We have these regional Bud Light Commercials that are fucking hilarious to say the least.  Imagine driving down the road when one of these commercials comes on the radio.  I nearly wreck from laughing.  Anyway, I found a site that has all of the commercials posted so you can listen to them.  Do yourselves a big favor and listen to a few of these and I promise that you will find them amusing at very least, unless you are a humorless bastard that just wants to say it's not funny for the purpose  ...</description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 13:50:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Funny Pictures</title>
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			<dc:creator>ControlFreak</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/PeachySakura24/posters%20part%202/motivational-poster-lock-picking-ob.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:51:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/funny-pictures-t33.htm#167</comments>
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			<title>Where's Stevo?</title>
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			<dc:creator>ControlFreak</dc:creator>
			<description>I suggest we find him.</description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:33:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Some delicious cake</title>
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			<dc:creator>ControlFreak</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t303/cfisawesome/chocolate_cake.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:57:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/some-delicious-cake-t125.htm#2008</comments>
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			<title>If IE8 were a person...</title>
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			<dc:creator>CowboyFromHell</dc:creator>
			<description>...I would punch that person in the face.



My gawd what a flop Vista has been and now to pile on a piece of shit like Internet Explorer 8?  I don't get it.  As a web developer I now have to debug for this crawling pile of code bloat.  Why can't the world just simply USE OPERA OR FIREFOX, OR SOMETHING THAT WORKS ?????????



And now with IE8's &quot;standards compliancy&quot;, we get to see it render a web page completely different than all of the other browsers.  Wow, that's really cool.  ...</description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:47:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>What is up with...</title>
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			<dc:creator>CowboyFromHell</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong>HOLOCAUST DENIAL ??????????????</strong>
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Is this the latest idiotic trend?  Not only do we have entire Muslim sects believing that the Jewish Holocaust never took place, but now there is a priest that is making the same claim.  Retards !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The whole lot of them.]]></description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:24:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/what-is-up-with-t115.htm#1754</comments>
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			<title>Your own Album</title>
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			<dc:creator>ControlFreak</dc:creator>
			<description>Stolen from Milfy over at SHHF. 



Quote:1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random



The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.



2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3



The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. If you want to do this again, hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.



3  ...</description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:42:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/your-own-album-t86.htm#1227</comments>
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			<title>Bloody Pingu</title>
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			<dc:creator>CowboyFromHell</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">Bloody Pingu!  Play, Enjoy, and Post your highest score below.</span>
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<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.flumps.org/funny/bloodypingu/images/bloodypingu.swf" width="650" height="400" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:38:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/bloody-pingu-t78.htm#1103</comments>
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			<title>Spammers – Best wishes for 2009!</title>
			<link>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/spammers-best-wishes-for-2009-t83.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>CowboyFromHell</dc:creator>
			<description>I stumbled upon this blog in one of my technology newsletters.  I loved this satirical piece and thought I would share.  Enjoy!





Spammers – Best wishes for 2009!



While many bloggers and mainstream tech pundits are pulling together their legitimate “Best of 2008” column or “Trends for 2009” predictions, I thought I’d take a different approach this holiday season. I’d like to send best holiday wishes to those tireless workers (and their army of 24/7 zombie computers) who craft the spam  ...</description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:22:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/spammers-best-wishes-for-2009-t83.htm#1195</comments>
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			<title>Jokes</title>
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			<dc:creator>Keeva</dc:creator>
			<description>I was trying to remember what topics from the old forum had yet to be posted, and I remembered this bit of gold. There were some pretty funny, albeit off color, jokes in the previous thread. Let's continue this grand tradition.  



Now for those of you who remember me from the old forum, you may remember that I had some particularly lewd jokes. If this somehow offends you, then I wouldn't suggest continuing to read this post, because I have a very lewd and disgusting joke to tell.  



Three  ...</description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:11:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/jokes-t76.htm#1031</comments>
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			<title>Sacred cows make the best hamburger.</title>
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			<dc:creator>CowboyFromHell</dc:creator>
			<description>Some internet findings of the &quot;Worst phrases or sayings ever&quot;:



1. Ginormous:



    Wow, what a way to utilize a portmanteau word. Like Brangelina, bootylicious, and Nintendog (cute as they may be...I haven't fed my dalmatian in months...) it's blasphemous to create such abominations, out of mere convenience, and lack of wit. Using words like ginormous is about as craptacular as someone who lists Spanglish as their major and preferred language.





2. Where you at?:



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			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:36:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I love all of you Bastards!</title>
			<link>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/i-love-all-of-you-bastards-t70.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>CowboyFromHell</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I really do!  No I am not on drugs... today.  I just wanted to let all of you know that I really do care what you all have to say and I look forward to reading posts.  It makes my day.  The best thing is, you all know that you can express your opinion here without fear of being banned if we disagree with you.
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Although, I should be banned for posting this pic:
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<img src="http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff291/firststepteacher/hideous.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:28:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://survivalhorror.forumotion.net/asylum-f3/i-love-all-of-you-bastards-t70.htm#833</comments>
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			<title>Top nine Olympic commentator comments</title>
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			<dc:creator>ControlFreak</dc:creator>
			<description>Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:



1.    Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'



2.    Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'



3.    Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'



4.  ...</description>
			<category>Asylum</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:36:44 GMT</pubDate>
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