Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

OMG! i spilled my drink lol, 11 dicks lol

Ahh, good old cheap but lovely humor

That's great!! I love stuff like this!! Reminds me of Chris Kamara, he's always messing up his comments, I'll have to post some.

Reminds me of a dutch soccer legend Johan Cruijf. He was an incredibly good player in his time and thats why he always has a commentary on the end of every international game. Thing is, he has a strange logic that can be both brilliant and an open door at the same time. People started calling it "Cruiffian".

Heres some examples:

* "If we have the ball, they can't score."
* "Look, the ball has to go at least between those 2 poles."
* "If you want to play faster you can run faster but in fact the ball decides the speed of the game."
* "Soccer is a game of mistakes, those who make the least win."
* "Before I make a mistake, I don't"
* "You will only get it when you understand it."
* "If your absent somewhere your either a bit early or a bit late."
* "Every disadvantage has an advantage" (people made fun of this when the netherlands lost)
* "If you see a player sprint he left too late."
* "You have to shoot or you can't score."
* "Italians can't win, but you CAN lose to them." (wtf?)
* "Soccer is simple, but the hardest thing is to simply play soccer."
* "In soccer its simple: your on time or late. If your late, you have to leave on time."
* "You always have to make sure to score more goals than the opponent."
* "What is speed? The sportspress usually changes speed with insight. Look, if I start moving earlier than the other, I look faster."
* "Without a ball you can't win."
* "You should drop a hole in front of yourself and walk in it."
* "If you play in ball controll, you dont have to defend cause theres only one ball."
* "Look, the ball is an essential part of the game" (no shit, sherlock)
* "If Italians get one chance, they make two."
* "Italy has some great players, But you have to pass the ball to them, so they can play soccer."
* "The best decisions arent always made by the most intelligent ones, but those who have the most information."

Hahaha! Those are funny, Stevo.